Spread ½ cup (72 grams) of ice cream on top of each pop tart. The closest we have is a drink called solo which is just carbonated lemon flavored soda. Most races and running are at a higher intensity so the digestion might be a bit harder but you should at least give them a shot. Do not comment with the intent to push an agenda, soapbox, sealion, or argue in bad faith. REDDIT and the ALIEN Logo are registered trademarks of reddit inc. π Rendered by PID 25206 on r2-app-055a4fcad3b380dfd at 2020-12-27 22:59:32.385591+00:00 running 6abf2be country code: US. Orange Crush was surprisingly tasty. My guess for why they are in movies/shows a lot: they aren't unusual, they aren't distracting from what is going on, and they don't require anything but hands to eat, and can be eaten while walking around or whatever. Yeah, there was a spell between about 5th and 8th grade where I ate Pop-Tarts for breakfast. I've had them fewer than 10 times in my life, honestly. Do you have questions for Americans, about American culture or anything at all related to the United States and its people? [–]Jdm5544Illinois 46 points47 points48 points 2 years ago (12 children). I dont any more but i use to eat two every morning before school. I would say they are generally eaten by a few groups: Teenagers/Kids occasionally as something tasty. Films and television show Poptarts a lot because they are easy to carry, a fast food for people to make, and an easily identifiable brand. TL;DR: Don't believe everything you read on the Internet. Hopefully that's what most parents chose to do. r/nostalgia. Despite the stereotype of an all-American breakfast with eggs, bacon, sausage and pancakes the reality is that when the kids need to be on the bus in 10 minutes you don't have time for that stuff. We are what is known in politics as a Nanny state. You can have all sorts of ravioli, just as you can have all sorts of sandwiches. These types of Pop-Tarts almost always include gelatin - a substance produced by boiling the skins, bones, and connective tissues of animals. [–]DeolaterGeorgia 2 points3 points4 points 2 years ago (0 children). If I were to put together a Mount Rushmore of 90s designs, it would be Wild Berry Pop-Tarts, the original Mighty Ducks logo, the old Spurs logo and these paper cups. I'm guessing for the same reason you can't buy a pump shotgun there. So if you eat Pop-Tarts with any regularity, you can probably expect your body to pop in one way or another some time soon. I would. I like the fancy Annie's ones. Not every morning, but often enough. I finally bought a Kinder Joy at Walmart on Sunday morning, and I am both disappointed and very glad they taste like a normal Ferrero Rocher. Do accents change throughout your states? You can use any type of ice cream flavor for this, but cookies-n-cream, cookie dough, or vanilla would work the best. What's something Americans are privileged of, but they take it as granted? The text box is to be used to add clarification or context to your question only. Pillsbury also now sells these awesome things if you want to get extra fancy. [–]NorwegianSteamMA->RI/Mo-BEEL did nothing wrong -- Silliest answer 2019 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago (0 children). Breakfast usually consisted of a bagel with cream cheese, or waffles with cream cheese. I used to fuel with pop tarts. I'll eat a pack of them every week or so, and only the Wildberry flavor, [–]KudzuKillaWar Eagle 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children). ), New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be cast, More posts from the Ultramarathon community. Do not answer your own question in the text box. Please, I need some suggestions. Answers and comment replies should be serious and useful. [–][deleted] 50 points51 points52 points 2 years ago (8 children). [–]Jdm5544Illinois 9 points10 points11 points 2 years ago (4 children). The teal drizzles. [–]PolkaDotAscot 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children). We will either clarify why the post was removed or restore it. Well there's the problem. By the way, the gelatin in pop-tarts is used in the frosting, not in the filling. An image tagged memes,pop tarts,pop tarts box. I've gotten some cool toys in them. Rendered by PID 25206 on r2-app-055a4fcad3b380dfd at 2020-12-27 22:59:32.385591+00:00 running 6abf2be country code: US. Well... if I'm playing by those same 'rules' (only in case of a blackout caused by a major blizzard, in prep for digging out to the road), no good- I live in NYC now, and there's no shovelling for me now and pretty much everything will be open (possibly delayed, but not closed) no matter what. Had cinnamon ones for breakfast. [–]PolkaDotAscot 13 points14 points15 points 2 years ago (0 children), [–]fdsldlhk 15 points16 points17 points 2 years ago (5 children). No noticeable correlation with losing my guts. :). No brown sugar pop tarts?! And because they last approximately 5ever. [–]momu1990 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children). [–]Battlespike1066 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children). What does "sold as candy" mean? And where I could count on a couple of outages a year, I talk to people who've only had three in their lifetimes, here. They didn't have icing, and it was just pastry with a sweet jam designed to be quick out-the-door breakfasts for kids on the way to school. Do Americans actually eat pop-tarts for breakfast? I don't see them much in television. Schools here in my area give them for breakfast. Mostly kids. The comment about the filling being a thin film is dead-on. I was just having some red bean mochi last night and realized it's like 130 calories (about the same as a gel) and figured I might try it for a regular marathon in a few months just to see how it goes down. After that you only need the cigarette, the orgasm took care of itself. Related Communities. The if being: enough protein, enough fat, enough minerals and vitamins. Pop-Tart taste-test ground rules All of the Pop-Tarts you’ll see below were lightly toasted, according to the directions on the box, because integrity is important. Same here. Whatever works. [–]localgyroMadison, Wisconsin 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children). I would say the average person doesn't eat these very often if at all. Also, note that one original chocolate Tim Tam cookie ("Australia's favorite!") Companies pay movies to show their products. They're a popular option for many runners. [–]NespreSilverNew Jersey 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children). [–]nathanazRhode Island 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children). Please refer to the Wiki for a more in-depth explanation of our rules, Please Read the Reddiquette BEFORE you post or comment. If you haven't eaten it after running 50 miles. Toast em. My mom never bought them because they aren’t great for you in general and the rare occasions I did have one for breakfast it was almost more of a joke than anything. No. [–]1337b337Massachusetts 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago (1 child). I buy them in bulk from Amazon so they're very cheap. Total noob question here. 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children). That's pretty harsh to take someone's pop tart. So, when we knew 1: BIG and 2: a while, we prepared to lose most of what we were refrigerating and get stuff that kept well and didn't require much prep (stoves, toasters, microwaves, etc). [–]ItsPronouncedMo-BEELFlorida 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago (0 children). Stroked so bad that his right arm got sore. Pop-Tarts get their sweet and delicious flavor from its 14 grams of sugar, which also comes from high fructose corn syrup. [–]garrett_kPennsylvania 3 points4 points5 points 2 years ago (4 children). [–]Tdavis13245Colorado 34 points35 points36 points 2 years ago (6 children), [–]The740Not a Buckeye 9 points10 points11 points 2 years ago (4 children). [–]Dead_ace 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children). © 2020 reddit inc. All rights reserved. You mean Pop-Tart commercials? Filter by flair 💬 Discussion 🖼 Picture 🎥 Other 🎥 Video. I take one on every long run. Pop-Tarts is a brand of toaster pastries that the Kellogg Company introduced in 1964. When it was open on 42nd Street in NYC, the New York Times reported that the store was known for making Pop-Tarts "sushi," a light show that occurred every hour and a dessert menu to die for. [–]NorwegianSteamMA->RI/Mo-BEEL did nothing wrong -- Silliest answer 2019 3 points4 points5 points 2 years ago (1 child), The consequence of taking away loans for it would either be. I mean, I get they cost like $13 a pack for you, but why the warning? But they're not "banning" those, are they? It doesn't set a child up for a healthy or successful day to regularly feed them Poptarts. But it's not much different than having a croissant or a baguette with butter and jam imo. The other exception is if you are diabetic, then you have to manage how many cups of raw sugar you can consume. Also, an apple has more sugar than a Pop Tart. They're also super sugary thanks to the HFCS. That's just humiliating, in my opinion. He suffered and stroked badly for quite some time. Do Americans actually eat pop-tarts for breakfast? [–]noiwontsharemyfriesIt's so hot, we're all gonna die. Pop-Tarts hit the test market in 1963 in Cleveland, Ohio, and were officially released in 1964 to the rest of the nation, thanks to the work of Kellogg's food technologist Bill Post.Since then, the Kellogg's brand has continued to develop new, wild flavors to … Yep, probably most prevalent in households where parents don't have the time to create a complex breakfast (also why cereal is so popular). Some pop tarts that are sugar free have ingredients such as xylitol, artificial sugar which are extremely harmful for dogs. You forgot to include fish bones in your list of gelatin sources, by the way. I love that particular chocolate, but wished for something a bit different. Poptarts are a quick, sugary, and junk food type breakfast. You don't need to stop them. It was all about saving McDonald's money, but if the public perceived them as "healthier", all the better. True. I've heard of some people using them but im curious if they have a reputation for making people sick or not. Has anyone used poptarts are pre or during race nutrition? Which, depressingly, is enough to make any of the unfrosted, fruity Pop-Tarts (Strawberry or Blueberry) the healthiest of flavors. [–]machagogoNew York -> New Jersey 8 points9 points10 points 2 years ago (5 children). She owes me 15 years worth of back pop tarts. Do not submit AMA questions or surveys without first discussing it with the moderators. [–]WashuOtakuNorth Carolina 3 points4 points5 points 2 years ago (1 child), [–]BoilerButtSlutIndiana/Chicago 6 points7 points8 points 2 years ago (0 children). My uncle puts butter on them so they're less dry. Toast two pop tarts and make a peanut butter sandwich out of them. [–]LauxmanUnited States Army 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago (0 children), that shit makes MREs edible but then it makes you shit, [–]knittedbreast[S] 2 points3 points4 points 2 years ago (1 child). See more ideas about Pop tarts, Pop tart flavors, Funny food memes. Since the morning after a blizzard involves a lot of physical activity (if you shovel, which we did), the sugar boost was a plus not a minus. 1.9k. 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago (0 children), [–]TexasCoconutTexas 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago (0 children). I haven't seen an adult eat pop-tarts since maybe college when students are cramming for exams and stuffing junk down their mouths. Apr 3, 2020 - Explore , fuck you's board "Pop tarts" on Pinterest. [–][deleted] 9 points10 points11 points 2 years ago (4 children), [–]ScramblesTDFlorida Man 22 points23 points24 points 2 years ago (3 children), [–][deleted] 9 points10 points11 points 2 years ago (2 children), I'm pretty sure they're ruled by kangaroos, [–]Jdm5544Illinois 11 points12 points13 points 2 years ago (1 child). Pop tart on a mountain top is a killer treat, especially if you've been mowing down gels all day. A few months ago, I ate Pop Tarts for the first time in like 10 years, and I could immediately tell something had changed for the worse. If true that's pretty disturbing that the government decides that for people. When your government provides all of your healthcare, they get a lot more say over how you take care of yourself. [–]Ikea_Manlol banned, bye all 3 points4 points5 points 2 years ago (3 children), don't we still have kinder eggs? It was originally sold as a breakfast food. I tend to rotate through treats like this though, so I don't end up eating em every long run just to keep some variety in there. For me that makes up 45-50% of my diet, or around 377g (I’m 205lbs). Few chemicals found in blueberry pop tarts: 1. windex 2. lighter fluid extract (don't confuse it … Done it on lots of 4hr+ solo runs. [–]The740Not a Buckeye 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children). Omg. Are they really banned in Australia though? Created Jan 19, 2012. Yep. [–]KingsolomanhereIndiana 11 points12 points13 points 2 years ago (0 children). Occasionally. BEFORE YOU SUBMIT a question to /r/AskAnAmerican, please make sure your post follows the guideline: Moderators reserve the right to request that submitters rephrase and resubmit a question. They just weren't popular and were (mostly) discontinued in 2005. You rip that sucker open and you have that ruby red inside. Maybe not as my first choice but when me and my friends are bonking we reach for it. Yes - but I do it over their gun laws. Or for dinner. Depends. An opened package of Pop Tarts will last approximately 1-2 weeks. [–]ChernogradOh, it was in the sidebar! Pop tarts, if unopened and stored properly, can last 6-12 months beyond their "best by" date according to our explanations below. [–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children), I may do the same. Seriously, though, most people don't eat them often if at all. Ultramarathon training, race reports, tips, tricks and overall discussion for crazy people. Members. Yes. I used to eat these "all-natural" version from a health-food store that my mom was obsessed with, they were much better imo. Meme Question. Never ate them as a kid, don't eat them now. Social media users began posting pictures of foods synonymous with their state sandwiched between two Pop-Tarts, claiming you're not from [state] if you don't eat a Pop-Tart [as pictured]. Some varieties are frosted. Our juice is pretty watered down. They always seemed too dessert-y for breakfast. They're very sugary/not good for you, so I limit myself on them. I realize its not great now but at the time it was my go to! Here's the last time (and reason) I had Pop Tarts: In the part of New England I lived in, you could get a few days' advance notice of big blizzards. Jun 15, 2020 - Explore Bze's board "pop tarts" on Pinterest. Press J to jump to the feed. Yeah it's a pretty good option when you have no time. Dec 20, 2012 - Explore The Impulsive Buy's board "Pop-Tarts", followed by 2402 people on Pinterest. Fellow Americans, what city is the cultural capital of your state? Latest demographic survey results (July 2019), All submissions must be in question form. The only difference is in the ingredients, and, as I've said before, ingredients don't define a ravioli. Yes we do, and I have no problem with people wanting wanting to specialize in Asian art as a part of a more general history of art degree, for which there will be numerous groups willing to pay for a scholarship or as part of teaching certificate. And side note, you simply cannot ingest and digest as many calories as you're burning, most of your energy especially after mile 20-30 depending on several factors will come from converting stored fats into calories. McDonald's just switched from fried pies to baked pies, 'cos the baked ones last four times longer in the holding oven than the fried ones. I ate the cinnamon ones every day for 2 years in high school, and can’t even look at those ones anymore. Also it appears that Australia has a higher diabetes rate than the US, so I'm guessing that's a part of it. Obviously balance your diet when you’re not running. [–]momu1990 1 point2 points3 points 2 years ago (0 children). In fact traditional American lemonade is also banned from commercial restaurants because of sugar as well. [–]NorwegianSteamMA->RI/Mo-BEEL did nothing wrong -- Silliest answer 2019 17 points18 points19 points 2 years ago (0 children). They weren't. [–]CrimsonEnigmaTennessee 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (3 children). I used to eat them for breakfast when I was a kid. Pop-tarts and muffins. I can't remember the last time I had a pop tart either to be honest. I guess they're still around as a niche item. [–]Basdad 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children), We also eat chocolate cereal or for a health kick, sugar sweetened "yogurt. It’s a delight though they’re really sugary. Do people really meet up at barbershops and just hang out, like on tv? They water down orange juice? Just be aware of caloric intake. [–]BluStreak94Philiadelphia 0 points1 point2 points 2 years ago (0 children). (Seriously, one word: quesadillas. I like the fancy Annie's ones. The only warning we get here is don't eat the whole box at once, and that's not from our parents. I certainly do not eat them. Well she called me one morning to tell me not to pick her up because she wasn't going in that day. [–]FireandIceBringerNew Jersey 33 points34 points35 points 2 years ago (9 children). Also why in God's name would you ban pop tarts of all things? LOL I think I've eaten more pop tarts since living in the UK than I ever had in the US (probably just because they aren't as cheap/readily available). My ex had an awesome one: a soda can on its side that had an "awning" cut out of the side, with a little frog in a lounge chair chilling underneath it. In films and television shows Americans are always eating them for breakfast. Just let me have my pop tart and I'll be able to wait for my coffee. Do they put nicotine in them or something? At first you had my curiosity, but now you have my attention. 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